I Know, I Know

I didn’t post the friday pic share. Just wasn’t feeling it. I’ll have them up for this coming friday. I haven’t blogged cause I really don’t have anything to say to you. I mean, I can’t tell you everything I am doing. Do you really need to know that I’m making dinner or that I am about to take a shower or maybe you want to hear about my walk down to the garbage dumpsters.

Seriously, I don’t think you want to know every detail of my boring life. I eat, I sleep and I use the washroom just like everybody else. Only difference might be that I use my left hand before my right. I also step out with my left foot first. I hold my coffee mug in my right hand so that I can use my mouse with the left. I throw with my left and catch with my right. But when I play tennis I use both hands. Crazy, I know.

I don’t wear socks unless its dead of winter. I will go barefoot almost anywhere, but not on grass. I don’t shave my legs, I wax them. I brush my teeth in the shower every morning. Yes, I brush my teeth after every meal at the bathroom sink. It’s not like I need to get in the shower to brush my teeth every time.

I get tiny blisters in my mouth when I eat tomatoes. Yup, I still eat them. I drink water with a straw. I can sit and eat a whole watermelon to myself and still be hungry. It’s not something I will do now. I collect buttons. Send me your buttons! I have stuffed animals in my bedroom. I don’t have real plants in my home, I tend to kill them.

I don’t like to be around lots of people. I am shy. I look in the mirror and think I am fat, I know I’m not. I like to do word search puzzles. I draw. I can also paint. I crochet, but I don’t like to knit even though I do know how. I buy clothes that I don’t have to iron. I make lists for everything. I also know how to make beaded jewelry.

I have purple dragonflies all over the condo hiding in trees. I have my motorcycle license, but no more bike. I love the water, but hate to swim in big bodies of it. I don’t swim in lakes. I will swim in the ocean, but not here where I live(yuk).

Have I covered it all? Is there anything else I need to inform you about? There probably is but I can’t think of any more at the moment. So now I am going to go have a hot bath using my homemade bath bombs. Afterward I plan to put on a big t-shirt and climb into my bed and watch a movie. What movie you ask? I think it will be Gran Torino. You know the one with Clint Eastwood. After the movie I will go pee and then go back to bed and sleep.

Now you know everything 😛

3 thoughts on “I Know, I Know

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  1. Of course you wouldn’t put all the little details in here… that’s what Twitter is for! I’ll be watching for the Tweet where you pee after the movie.

  2. Guess you must have been really inspired today! hehehehe
    You are just tooooooooooooooooo funny!

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